why did the peach need to hire a attorney joke

What does a man say when he sees a peach stand?

A man is driving down a road and sees a peach stand thats says “peaches in all flavors”. Curious by the stand’s name, he turns around to stop by. As he aproaches the stand he asks, Man: “do you really sell peaches in all flavors”.

How long will you be in jail for a peach count?

The Judge says, you are a persistent offender, I've decided I'm going to make an example of you, I'm going to open a tin of peaches and for every peach I count, you will get a month in jail.

What is the NSFW story about a peach farmer?

NSFW A farmer sells his peaches door to door. A peach farmer decides to sell his peaches door to door. He knocks on an apartment door and this gorgeous lady wearing a teddy opens the door. The farmer stutters in surprise and asks if she would like some peaches.

What happened to Mario and Peach?

After a few minutes a busty waitress brought them their pizza. Then they started eating. once their meal was done the waitress came back to see how their meal went. To her and Peach's horror, Mario was so big he broke through the roof.

What happens when a woman is found guilty of a crime?

When the case gets to court and she is found guilty, the judge decides to make an example of her.

Why was a cranky woman arrested?

A cranky older woman "in her senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.

Can you impeach an orange?

You can't imorange a Peach but you can impeach an Orange.

Who is the orange that makes you say "mmm, peach"?

You gotta hand it to Donald Trump... He's the only orange that makes you say "mmm, peach!"

Who sits down with Princess Peach?

Mario sits Princess Peach down to have a serious talk. Peach, we've been together a long time, I've saved you countless times, but I just can't go on any longer.#N#But I want you to know, it's not you, itsa me, Mario.

Why did Princess Peach dump Mario for Toad?

Why did Princess Peach dump Mario for Toad? Because he just wasn't as much of a fun guy.

Can Trump turn an orange into a peach?

While Mike Pence can turn fruits j to vegetables, Trump can turn an orange into a peach.

Can you throw fruit in the snow in North Korea?

In North Korea, you cannot throw fruit in the snow... Because they do not have the right to freeze peach.

Did Mario and Peach break up?

Mario recently broke up with Peach. His reason: "It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."

Who puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"?

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed?

Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? Because she wanted to measure how long he slept.