Brad: I gotta go to the bathroom, and I'm feelin' poor.#N#Somebody wake up the fat guy, he's blockin' the lavatory door.#N#I gotta go in there because it's hit and miss, oh baby yeah,#N#I've been standing in line and I've really gotta take a tinkle.#N#Debra: Yeah I saw that fat guy over there and he sleeps. #N#While I'm sitting here trying to get away, while I'm sitting here weeping. #N#Well I know he seems like a drag, five times he's used that sleeping bag,#N#Come on baby, wake up the fat guy over there. #N#Brad: Whoohooo!
Ryan: And we've got something to talk about. Something that's only going to take a minute of your time. Hey! Think back. The year is 1972. And we were listening to the top hit, "I'm Your Nail, So Hammer Me!". That disco song.
Bridie: You've been calling, and calling, for fifteen days .#N#And yes I know that you just want to fundraise.#N#But seriously please, I'm going to dial out.#N#I don't care about the issue you're about.
Wayne: When you show a girl that you love,#N#Take her head, and climb high above.#N#Hold her still, and that is that,#N#Show her you love her when you hit the mat.#N#Just go... ( drops) UH!#N#It's the pile driver of love.#N#Brad: How do you know that it is true love,#N#Until you slam her from high up above,#N#She's the girl that makes you smile,#N#Until you drive her into the pile.#N#Wayne: UH! Pile driver of love, ( Brad: Pile drive, pile drive)#N#You hold her all have seen, ( Brad: Pile driver.)#N#Then you keel and then, and down on her head, the ( Brad: Pile drive, pile drive)#N#Both: Pile driver!
Brad: Oi!#N#I'm clogged, I'm going down the drain. #N#Flushed myself, 'cause I am half insane.#N#Wayne: Well I shake me job, for real not fake,#N#I'm so clogged I need a plumbing snake.#N#Liquid Draino, give it to me,#N#'Cause I'm clo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ogged.#N#Brad: I'm clogged.
At some point during the day, the host of the "show" King Carey will show up in Recreation Room and announce the start of the 'show', usually with a line similar to "Welcome to Whose Court/Line is it Anyway..." followed by an introduction of any characters in the area - though even those not announced can still join in.
The games played are usually picked by The King, though he also takes suggestions. While most games allow all players to take part, others will assign specified roles to randomly chosen or volunteering players. After a game is finished, points will be allocated to the players and the next game will start.