whose line is it anyway songs of the attorney

by Mr. Carmine Jacobi Published 2 years ago Updated 1 year ago 10 min read

When you show a girl that you love Wayne?

Wayne: When you show a girl that you love,#N#Take her head, and climb high above.#N#Hold her still, and that is that,#N#Show her you love her when you hit the mat.#N#Just go... ( drops) UH!#N#It's the pile driver of love.#N#Brad: How do you know that it is true love,#N#Until you slam her from high up above,#N#She's the girl that makes you smile,#N#Until you drive her into the pile.#N#Wayne: UH! Pile driver of love, ( Brad: Pile drive, pile drive)#N#You hold her all have seen, ( Brad: Pile driver.)#N#Then you keel and then, and down on her head, the ( Brad: Pile drive, pile drive)#N#Both: Pile driver!

What does Brad say in the song "I gotta go to the bathroom"?

Brad: I gotta go to the bathroom, and I'm feelin' poor.#N#Somebody wake up the fat guy, he's blockin' the lavatory door.#N#I gotta go in there because it's hit and miss, oh baby yeah,#N#I've been standing in line and I've really gotta take a tinkle.#N#Debra: Yeah I saw that fat guy over there and he sleeps. #N#While I'm sitting here trying to get away, while I'm sitting here weeping. #N#Well I know he seems like a drag, five times he's used that sleeping bag,#N#Come on baby, wake up the fat guy over there. #N#Brad: Whoohooo!

What does Brad say in "I'm clogged"?

Brad: Oi!#N#I'm clogged, I'm going down the drain. #N#Flushed myself, 'cause I am half insane.#N#Wayne: Well I shake me job, for real not fake,#N#I'm so clogged I need a plumbing snake.#N#Liquid Draino, give it to me,#N#'Cause I'm clo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ogged.#N#Brad: I'm clogged.

What year was "I'm your nail so hammer me"?

Ryan: And we've got something to talk about. Something that's only going to take a minute of your time. Hey! Think back. The year is 1972. And we were listening to the top hit, "I'm Your Nail, So Hammer Me!". That disco song.

How long have you been calling Bridie?

Bridie: You've been calling, and calling, for fifteen days .#N#And yes I know that you just want to fundraise.#N#But seriously please, I'm going to dial out.#N#I don't care about the issue you're about.