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Can a patent attorney steal an idea?

Jul 21, 2020 · With respect to being a meme to the examiner – do you think a patent attorney cares? I care about the 20 out of 20 positive results for my clients. I have no doubt that patent attorneys and ...

Is a patent attorney a client or client?

It seems as though some inventors simply don’t think through their inventions. While these innovations are supposed to improve life, none of them became successful products. You’ll probably be able to see why fairly quickly. Still, each one will tickle your funny bone. 1. Patent No. 5,885,614: Cure for Impotence. No, this isn’t Viagra(R).

Are patents attorneys reliable and trustworthy?

Sep 23, 2019 · Patent Infringement Analysis: Clients ask for infringement analysis when they think that someone may be infringing one of their patents or when they are afraid that they may be infringing someone else’s patent. Because people regularly misjudge what patents cover, a clarification may be as simple as a 15-minute conversation.

What do you need to know about US patent examiners?

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Why is there a patent for beerbrella?

That’s why there’s a patent for the beerbrella, an umbrella that attaches to a bottle to shield it from the sun. It also keeps out the rain if you’re drinking outdoors in a shower. It’s fun to make fun of patents that seem ridiculous but it’s sometimes the silly idea that can turn out to be successful.

Who is Jeff Williams?

Jeff Williams is an experienced mechanical engineer and lawyer that consults closely with clients in a strait forward and clear manner. He brings a particular set of strengths and unique perspectives to the firm. 
 Jeff received a B.S. in Mechanical Engineering from Arizona State University in 2005. He was an engineer for a number of years at a number of large corporations before pursuing his law degree. He graduated from Texas A&M University School of Law (formerly Texas Wesleyan University School of Law) with a J.D. in 2010. By combining his education and prior work experience into the field of intellectual property law, Jeff has developed key skills to fully assist clients. View all posts by Jeff Williams

Do inventors think through their inventions?

It seems as though some inventors simply don’t think through their inventions. While these innovations are supposed to improve life, none of them became successful products. You’ll probably be able to see why fairly quickly. Still, each one will tickle your funny bone.

Is Viagra a spray?

No, this isn’t Viagra (R). It’s a cloth or spray that contains odors that the inventors felt could treat male impotence. The possible fragrances, like pumpkin pie and donut, sound pleasant, but whether the product actually worked remains unknown.

Is there a headrest above urinals?

It’s hard to believe that someone actually thought that a headrest placed above urinals was a great idea. This 2004 patent provided a padded support where users could rest their head while relieving themselves.

Reason No. 1

Board Certification is the highest level of recognition of the competency and experience of attorneys in specialized areas of law approved by the Supreme Court of Florida. Certification was established to assist consumers of legal services in selecting specialists in various areas of law.

Reason No. 2

For the past fifteen (15) years, I have been an Adjunct Professor at Nova Southeastern University Law School teaching patent, trademark, and copyright law to graduating law students.

Reason No. 3

I have been focusing my practice on patent law for the past 18 years — before the Internet developed and before national television shows like American Inventor and The Big Idea made patents a household name.

Reason No. 4

Prior to starting my own law firm, I worked at the internationally known law firm of Fish & Neave (now merged with Rogers & Gray) in New York City. At the time, the firm had over 200 attorneys practicing in ONLY one practice area — patent law — and is still regarded as one of the top patent law firms in the world.

Reason No. 5

I Was Licensed by the U.S. Patent Office as a Registered Patent Agent Prior to Law School.

Reason No. 6

Although you have heard quite a bit from me about my own qualifications and experience in patenting matters, I think it is far better for you to learn what others have had to say.

Reason No. 7

A common misconception is that a general practice attorney at $150/hour is a lower cost alternative than a $250/hour specialist. The difference is that the specialist knows what he is doing and can accomplish in a matter of hours what will take the general practitioner days to complete.