Aug 17, 2019 · 3 “I’m not sleeping, I’m inspecting the inside of my eyelids.”. Though Hawkeye has many memorable quotes attributed to him, this is one of them. During the episode “Officer of the Day” in M*A*S*H ’s third season, Henry is absent once again so Frank is made temporary commanding officer. He in turn appoints Hawkeye as the Officer of ...
Jul 12, 2018 · M*A*S*H Quotes. “Sometimes when a man's anxious to stick out a glad hand, it's because he's got something up his sleeve.”. “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour.”. “It's no contest: neither one of you. You guys don't even make the first cut.
Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "Trapper John" McIntire, Majs. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan and Frank Burns, and Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly.
Klinger: It's spring, sir. Frank Burns: Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy. Margaret: We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many. Frank Burns: I know, darling, and I love being both of us. Hawkeye: Klinger, get back here as fast as you can.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce:#N#[to Clayton after Nurse Lacey motions to him in Post Op] Ah, would you excuse me for one second? Uh, it's, uh, a call to the wild.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce:#N#Everything. I was supposed to sit in that glue in the officer's club, only he arranged for the chairs to be switched and you'd get it again.
Hawkeye:#N#[reading letter] "I want us to adopt him, honey. He'd be the son we never had. I know the girls would be out of their little minds to have a brother. This is a decision we both have to make. Think about it carefully. You know my feelings, now it's really in your hands." That's beautiful.
And he was just kidding around... [emotions swill and finally peak] HE PUSHED ME! [sobs loudly] AAAH-HAAAAH! WHY'D HE DO THAT? I LOVED HIM! I LOVED HIM! I HATED HIM! WHY'D HE PUSH ME? I got back in the boat, and he said to me, "you're so clumsy. If it wasn't for me, you'd be dead." And I thanked him. He pushed me into the water, and I hated him so much for that, and all I could do was thank him.
Hawkeye:#N#Frank, you know what a hero is? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. I don't give a damn. Come on.
Major Charles Winchester:#N#[to the nurses] Triage is a French word from the verb "Trier", meaning to sift or separate. There are three priorities: Those who need care at once in order to be saved, those who can wait, and those who are beyond hope.
Col. Potter:#N# Boy, you must think I am the biggest dunce since the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole. Don't you think that's what I told him? I can take care of my job. You go act like a sergeant, unless you want to try something lower.