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What does the judge ask the guy to tell him?

The judge asks him to tell exactly what happened. The guy starts calmly.

Who said "I know you are people of the cloth but I decided that I am not going to just let people in?

They reached to the gates of heaven but St.Peter said "so I know you are people of the cloth but I decided that I am not going to just let people in, I'm going to give you a test".

What happened to the woman who hit her head on the windshield?

The man is saved by the airbag, but the woman hits her head on the windshield and falls into a coma.

How many Torontonians died in a car wreck?

Two Torontonians die in an unfortunate car wreck.

Did you guys hear about the Uber Eats who got into a car accident?

He was told he had to do a contact less delivery, so he took out his contacts.

What did a doctor tell a colleague about a patient who had come in from a terrible car accident?

A doctor was telling a colleague about a patient who had come in from a terrible car accident. "They were losing a lot of blood and had to be operated on right away. The other passengers from the accident came in with them, but were mostly unharmed.

What does the cop ask the driver in the car?

The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, 'Are you seriously hurt?'

What does a doctor say to a guy who gets a call from a hospital?

When he gets to the hospital he is greeted by a doctor who says, “Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news regarding your wife.....”

What does the doctor say about a man who wakes up in a hospital after a serious accident?

He looks around and sees the doctor coming up to him. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you will be able to walk again without rehabilitation. The bad news is that due to the severity of the accide ...

What happens when a rabbi and a priest get into a car accident?

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars.

Did a truck kill a crow?

During a review of accident statistics, it was noticed that one particular intersection in Boston had an inordinately high number of dead crows, presumably killed by motor vehicle strikes. Further study revealed the oddity that in every case, the dead crow had been killed by a truck—never a passenge ...

Did you hear about that guy that lost his ear in a construction accident?

They reconstructed it from pig skin, the sound quality is good but there's still a little bit of crackling...

What happened to the doctor and lawyer in the car?

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.

What did the old lawyer say to his wife when he died?

An old, stingy lawyer was dying and was determined to prove wrong the old saying; “You can’t take it with you.” He told his wife to go down to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. His plan: Put the bags directly over his bed and when he died grab them on his way up to heaven. One day the old ambulance chaser died. When his wife was up cleaning in the attic one day, she came across the forgotten pillowcases. She then said to herself, “That old fool. I knew he should have had me put them in the basement!”

How many jokes does Filevine have?

From the number of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean being ‘a good start’ to the question of ‘how many of lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb’, we decided to make a list of every lawyer joke we could find (even those that had very little to do with a lawyer), tallying up 214 jokes that make us facepalm, shake our heads, giggle and outright laugh.

What happened to farmer Joe?

Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.

Who laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah right. And just where are you going to?

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”

Is it possible that he could have been alive?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. #5. A famous lawyer, who had been a public defender for years, dies. He finds himself standing at the back of an enormous queue outside the gates of Heaven. The queue before him is enormous.

How many people are caused by accidents?

80% of people are caused by accidents.

What happens when you don't pull out carefully?

Accidents happen when people don't pull out carefully.

Can you use piadas for car accidents?

We suggest to use only working accidents car accident piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Can accidents in the backseat cause kids?

But accidents in the backseat are more likely to cause kids.